Kathy Ireland

Wanda Saknussemm

William R. Moses

Guten 'Gus' Edway

Don Michael Paul

Robbie

Thom Mathews

Charmin'

Simon Poland

Consul Triton Crassus / The Mailman

Linda Kerridge

Roeyis Freki / Auntie Pearl

Deep Roy

Mambino

Jeff Celentano

Tola (as Jeff Weston)

Richard Haines

Prof. Arnold Saknussemm

Christian Andrews

Brick Bardo

Lynda Marshall

Fat Lady

Greg Latter

Security Officer

Denis Smith

Anchorman

Janie du Plessis

General Rykov / Shank / Claims Officer