Michael Caine

Sidney Lipton / Doctor Hicklar

Roger Moore

Garald Bradley-Smith / Sir John Bevistock

Sally Kirkland

Willie

Lee Patterson

Darrell Hyde

Mark Burns

Nigel Holden

Derren Nesbitt

Inspector Grosse

Deborah Leng

Francesca

Christopher Adamson

Death's Head

Steffanie Pitt

Donna Dutch

Eddie Yeoh

Korean Bidder

Raymond Johnson

Nigerian Bidder

Nadio Fortune

Italian Bidder

Amir M. Korangy

Iranian Bidder

Angus MacKay

Reverend Simkin

Robert McBain

Lawyer

John Woodnutt

Bank Manager

John Cleese

Man on the Beach in Barbados Who Looks Like John Cleese

Jenny Seagrove

Heath Club Receptionist and Girl with John Cleese

Billy J. Mitchell

Elmer, Tourist

Mildred Shay

Jolene, Tourist