Bruce Davison

Coach Scott Deshields

Erin Cahill

Caitlin DeShields

Kate Vernon

President Jennine Wormer Pratt

Ryan Carlberg

Frank Bender

Larry Thomas

Coach Kassem Bosco

Allen Maldonado

Maurice 'Mo' Jamal

Dat Phan

Phan Quan

Josh Blue

Jimmy Zellman

Roger Clemens

Self

Chris Moir

Daniel 'Data' Maurer

Evan O'Brien

Myron Segal

Dick Spenneberg

Ronald Rosenblatt

Jorge Rodarte

Juan 'Scrap' Rodriguez

Adam McGill

Sean 'Milky' Cronin

Casey Katofsky

Richard John Thomas Johnson

Sharif Ibrahim

Sharif Ali

David Banks

Rent-a-Cop

Rosie Garcia

President Pratt's Secretary

Joe Russell

Slappy Smith

Sam Scarber

Coach Hack Jones