David Hasselhoff

Clint

Michael Moriarty

Callohan

Vincent Gale

Bernie

Kim Hawthorne

Connie

Michelle Thrush

Tanya

Gordon Tootoosis

Dan John

Steven Cree Molison

Junior

Margo Kane

Kitty

Edna Rain

Granny #2

Derric Starligh

Granny Puppet

Mackenzie Gray

Jack

Tiffani Whitney

Justine

Holly Fortier

Darla

Blu Mankuma

Rusty

Hal Eagletail

Bingo Caller

Jordon Ribecco

Boy #1

Jeff Lester

Head Honcho

Wilma Pelly

Dan John's Mother