Rob Stefaniuk

Phil the Alien

Nicole De Boer

Madame Madame

Brad McGinnes

Joey

Jason Jones

Agent Orange

Graham Greene

Wolf

Boyd Banks

Slim

Joe Flaherty

The Beaver (voice)

Bruce Hunter

Jones

Seán Cullen

Sammy the Alien

John Kapelos

The General

Christopher Barry

Thomas

Mike Beaver

The Trapper

Thick Wilson

Jimmy

Claire Brosseau

Michelle

Nick Canakis

Gabriel

Mary Crosbie

Ginger

Brad Hart

Dave

Dwayne Hill

Agent Blue

Ryan Malcolm

Waiter

Robyn Palmer

Sandy