John Robinson

Sir Richard Francis Burton

Norman Fauteux

Zero

Dianne Heatherington

Mary

Richardo Keens-Douglas

George

Charlotte Boisjoli

Maman

Brenda Kamino

Dr Cheng

Michael Callen

Miss HIV

Marla Lukofsky

African Green Monkey

Von Flores

Ray

Scott Hurst

Michael

Duncan McIntosh

Ross

Cassel Miles

Barry

Benjamin Plener

Ted

Ann Medina

Narrator (voice)

Benedict Campbell

Newscaster (voice)

Bernard Behrens

Dr Placebo

Colin Campbell

Charles Azulay

Shower Boy

David Gale

Shower Boy

Howard Rosenstein

Shower Boy