TOO PERFECT is the story of Rueben English, a regular high school English teacher, but a bit of a slacker. The one thing he has going for him is Robin, a beautiful model who is (for some reason) devoted to him. Rueben can’t commit to Robin. She is just too perfect. But he can’t bear to break up with her — that would cause too much of a scene. So, what’s a guy to do in this situation? Commit murder, obviously. Rueben persuades his best friend, David Thomas–pastor of a growing contemporary church–to help him with the deed. David (who, let’s face it, is a little bit shady himself) agrees to help. Plans are made. The trap is set. But, as typically happens, things go awry.